The best joke there ever was.
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
Spreading the word.
hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card
Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS
What am I going to do now?
You can die happily
I found the cheats and won that game years ago
For those of you who haven’t found this yet (or just quit the game), here you go. It’s over.
this is so important to me. for someone with personal experience, for someone who’s friends are STILL to THIS DAY playing the game, who say it EVERYDAY, this means so much to me. thank you.
Flaphack #10: The final hack! How about a delicious, fluffy pillow for all of your pancake dreams?
dennys are you ok
If you ever think how white people act in horror movies is just a stereotype remember that my grandma used to work in an insane asylum and for fun during her downtime on the night shift she would wander around the abandoned tunnels under the asylum where 8 people had died
what the fuck your grandma is metal as fuck